When threats, fears and frustrations surround you... It's better to apply some Unnatural Anger.
After the recent events in my life I would probably be better off wearing a straitjacket, inside a cage, thrown into the dark depths of a cave, lost in the middle of the ocean... Is it wrong to be that angry? Well my Therapist would say it is. However, he wasn't the one who was dissed in front of millions of people, he wasn't the one who took a vicious and unexpected RKO, against in front of millions of people, minutes after being rejected by the World Heavyweight Champion.
I am not a monster, but after the recent attacks against my mind and body at the EBWF I might as well begin hunting down those who looked at me over their shoulder.
They might have hurt my body, soul and pride... but that infamous aggression is the fuel I need to go on every day.
At Aggression, the victim is Adam Copeland, also known as Edge.
He has nothing to do with the attacks I was victim of, but he will set a fine example, just as Piper did; of how badly you can end up if you pick up a fight with the Animal!
Edge, he who reeks of awesomeness, the king of awesomeness, the R-rated superstar, one halft of one of the most succesful tag teams in the history of wrestling... We will see if he's a worthy opponent.
This was probably the worst part of the week... He had his mandatory anger management therapy, with Dr. McQueen. Let me tell you about Dr. McQueen, Over 60 years old, with a soft dry voice, which slowly could bring the fiercest beast to sleep out of boredom. Bald, long beard, small thick glasses with squared lenses, and an Inquiring, piercing look. His wrinkled hands held a clipboard where he scribbled from time to time, he could perfectly be drawing or playing sudoku, as his face always seemed unamused, and unninterested, almost as if he was not enjoying his job.
He seemed to know what he was doing, to the point he continously made patients feel ignored, interrupting them through their stories, or making assumptions about their answers. Dave Sat on the analyst couch, looking up into the wooden ceiling, damning himself for not having brought an iPod or a Cellphone to pass the time while the man spoke.
Dr. McQueen: Dave, don't act as if nothing had happened... I saw you on Television at Warfare, what was all that about?
His mind was drifting off... until those words echoed on his head "Television...Warfare...", he came to his senses and looked at the Doctor, who was sitting next to him in a comfortable chair, why couldn't patients sit in one of those?
Dave Batista: Doctor, I was provoked! I was offended physically, verbally, in front millions of people!
Dr. McQueen: And because of that you destroy crates backstage and then interfere in a match which is none of your business Dave?
Dave Batista: Well what am I supposed to do?
Dr. McQueen: You need to straight things up. How about you set up a meeting with Hunter and Randy, talk things over, some group therapy might help unveiling each other's issues! Maybe you could all group hug in the end?
Dave Batista: Our issues are most likely each other's presence in the EBWF Doctor... Hunter sees me as a threat, as well as Randy Orton, and that is why they have both decided to attack me.
Dr. McQueen: How picking about another wrestling promotion then?
Dave Batista: EBWF is what is hot right now, have you seen the rating charts?
Dr. McQueen: To be honest, watch two men faking brawls for undisclosed reasons which are clear for those who follow the show for weeks religiously like a soap opera insults my neurons.
Dave Batista: You're biased Doctor!
Dr. McQueen: BS? I will not tolerate your aggressions here Dave!!!! Don't think I haven't studied that barbaric abbreviated language you kids use these days!
Dave Batista: Doctor! I said Biased! B-I-A-S...
Dr. McQueen: I know what you said, and if you disrespect me again I will call the EBWF and have you fired, and locked in a mental asylum!
What's the point of arguing with somebody who probably has an alzeheimer already going on? Dave Crossed his arms and decided not to talk anymore about it.
Dr. McQueen: Well, you wrestling people are really odd. Eventhough you made a fool out of yourself on monday night, aggressively demanded something that isn't yours, and tried to attack an unaware co-worker, you got yourself a Match this Thursday!
Dave smiled to himself, proud of what he has done, his actions were probably liked by the board of directors who gave him a big match!
Dave Batista: Yes, I am Main Eventing Aggression!
Dr. McQueen: Aggression! What a horrid name for a Television Show!
Dave Batista: How would you call it then?
Dr. McQueen: I don't know names... Green Field, Tolerance...
Dave Batista: Are you serious Doc? I'd rather it be called Battlefield, or Zero Tolerance!
Dr. McQueen: You have an anger problem, it just shows with every bit of human interaction we have.
Dave Batista: Whatever you say...
Dr. McQueen: Listen, I'm against you performing on that ring on Thursday! Your conduct has been unlawful, and dangerously aggressive...
Dave Batista: Well that can give me the upper hand on the match of thursday right?
Dr. McQueen: I'm worried about the person who you're facing on Thursday if you can't contain yourself! I've seen that thing you do to them, hit them back first onto the mat, shake the ropes like an animal and then hit them back first onto the mat again! you could Harm someone!
Dave Batista: Good! Less competition and steps closer to title shots!
Dr. McQueen: A persons integrity is first than your personal goals Dave, anyway who are you facing?
Dave Batista: Edge, the R-Rated superstar!
Dr. McQueen: R-Rated? on a Show that airs on Thursdays on a Schedule where children can watch unnappropiate behavior? R-Rated... He's not going to talk about adult themes, using hard languaje, intense or persistence violence, nudity, drug abuse, prostitution...
Dave Batista: Don't you think you sometimes take things too seriously? Edge is just a guy who does whatever he wants, whenever he wants. If he wants to beat someone down... boom! he goes and does it! If he wants a title shot, he demands for it! And stuff like that...
Dr. McQueen: Like an Animal!
Dave Batista: No I am the Animal... The Animal Batista!
Dr. McQueen: Haven't you considered changing your name to something more friendly?
Dave Batista: Don't go there...
Dr. McQueen: We're going nowhere if you don't let me help you with your issues!
Dave Batista: What issues! If it's thirst for victory, ectasy for gold and desire for immortality in the EBWF then I have serious issues! I will do anything it takes to acquire those three even if I have to Face Edge, Randy Orton and Triple H in that ring at once with a Straitjacket on and your nonsense on my ear all the time! I will find my way through the match and walk out as the winner! Edge is in the way this week, and I don't have anything personal against him, but when It's about this sport, when it's about entertaining the people I become a complete animal! And Edge will witness that at Aggression!
After the recent events in my life I would probably be better off wearing a straitjacket, inside a cage, thrown into the dark depths of a cave, lost in the middle of the ocean... Is it wrong to be that angry? Well my Therapist would say it is. However, he wasn't the one who was dissed in front of millions of people, he wasn't the one who took a vicious and unexpected RKO, against in front of millions of people, minutes after being rejected by the World Heavyweight Champion.
I am not a monster, but after the recent attacks against my mind and body at the EBWF I might as well begin hunting down those who looked at me over their shoulder.
They might have hurt my body, soul and pride... but that infamous aggression is the fuel I need to go on every day.
At Aggression, the victim is Adam Copeland, also known as Edge.
He has nothing to do with the attacks I was victim of, but he will set a fine example, just as Piper did; of how badly you can end up if you pick up a fight with the Animal!
Edge, he who reeks of awesomeness, the king of awesomeness, the R-rated superstar, one halft of one of the most succesful tag teams in the history of wrestling... We will see if he's a worthy opponent.
This was probably the worst part of the week... He had his mandatory anger management therapy, with Dr. McQueen. Let me tell you about Dr. McQueen, Over 60 years old, with a soft dry voice, which slowly could bring the fiercest beast to sleep out of boredom. Bald, long beard, small thick glasses with squared lenses, and an Inquiring, piercing look. His wrinkled hands held a clipboard where he scribbled from time to time, he could perfectly be drawing or playing sudoku, as his face always seemed unamused, and unninterested, almost as if he was not enjoying his job.
He seemed to know what he was doing, to the point he continously made patients feel ignored, interrupting them through their stories, or making assumptions about their answers. Dave Sat on the analyst couch, looking up into the wooden ceiling, damning himself for not having brought an iPod or a Cellphone to pass the time while the man spoke.
Dr. McQueen: Dave, don't act as if nothing had happened... I saw you on Television at Warfare, what was all that about?
His mind was drifting off... until those words echoed on his head "Television...Warfare...", he came to his senses and looked at the Doctor, who was sitting next to him in a comfortable chair, why couldn't patients sit in one of those?
Dave Batista: Doctor, I was provoked! I was offended physically, verbally, in front millions of people!
Dr. McQueen: And because of that you destroy crates backstage and then interfere in a match which is none of your business Dave?
Dave Batista: Well what am I supposed to do?
Dr. McQueen: You need to straight things up. How about you set up a meeting with Hunter and Randy, talk things over, some group therapy might help unveiling each other's issues! Maybe you could all group hug in the end?
Dave Batista: Our issues are most likely each other's presence in the EBWF Doctor... Hunter sees me as a threat, as well as Randy Orton, and that is why they have both decided to attack me.
Dr. McQueen: How picking about another wrestling promotion then?
Dave Batista: EBWF is what is hot right now, have you seen the rating charts?
Dr. McQueen: To be honest, watch two men faking brawls for undisclosed reasons which are clear for those who follow the show for weeks religiously like a soap opera insults my neurons.
Dave Batista: You're biased Doctor!
Dr. McQueen: BS? I will not tolerate your aggressions here Dave!!!! Don't think I haven't studied that barbaric abbreviated language you kids use these days!
Dave Batista: Doctor! I said Biased! B-I-A-S...
Dr. McQueen: I know what you said, and if you disrespect me again I will call the EBWF and have you fired, and locked in a mental asylum!
What's the point of arguing with somebody who probably has an alzeheimer already going on? Dave Crossed his arms and decided not to talk anymore about it.
Dr. McQueen: Well, you wrestling people are really odd. Eventhough you made a fool out of yourself on monday night, aggressively demanded something that isn't yours, and tried to attack an unaware co-worker, you got yourself a Match this Thursday!
Dave smiled to himself, proud of what he has done, his actions were probably liked by the board of directors who gave him a big match!
Dave Batista: Yes, I am Main Eventing Aggression!
Dr. McQueen: Aggression! What a horrid name for a Television Show!
Dave Batista: How would you call it then?
Dr. McQueen: I don't know names... Green Field, Tolerance...
Dave Batista: Are you serious Doc? I'd rather it be called Battlefield, or Zero Tolerance!
Dr. McQueen: You have an anger problem, it just shows with every bit of human interaction we have.
Dave Batista: Whatever you say...
Dr. McQueen: Listen, I'm against you performing on that ring on Thursday! Your conduct has been unlawful, and dangerously aggressive...
Dave Batista: Well that can give me the upper hand on the match of thursday right?
Dr. McQueen: I'm worried about the person who you're facing on Thursday if you can't contain yourself! I've seen that thing you do to them, hit them back first onto the mat, shake the ropes like an animal and then hit them back first onto the mat again! you could Harm someone!
Dave Batista: Good! Less competition and steps closer to title shots!
Dr. McQueen: A persons integrity is first than your personal goals Dave, anyway who are you facing?
Dave Batista: Edge, the R-Rated superstar!
Dr. McQueen: R-Rated? on a Show that airs on Thursdays on a Schedule where children can watch unnappropiate behavior? R-Rated... He's not going to talk about adult themes, using hard languaje, intense or persistence violence, nudity, drug abuse, prostitution...
Dave Batista: Don't you think you sometimes take things too seriously? Edge is just a guy who does whatever he wants, whenever he wants. If he wants to beat someone down... boom! he goes and does it! If he wants a title shot, he demands for it! And stuff like that...
Dr. McQueen: Like an Animal!
Dave Batista: No I am the Animal... The Animal Batista!
Dr. McQueen: Haven't you considered changing your name to something more friendly?
Dave Batista: Don't go there...
Dr. McQueen: We're going nowhere if you don't let me help you with your issues!
Dave Batista: What issues! If it's thirst for victory, ectasy for gold and desire for immortality in the EBWF then I have serious issues! I will do anything it takes to acquire those three even if I have to Face Edge, Randy Orton and Triple H in that ring at once with a Straitjacket on and your nonsense on my ear all the time! I will find my way through the match and walk out as the winner! Edge is in the way this week, and I don't have anything personal against him, but when It's about this sport, when it's about entertaining the people I become a complete animal! And Edge will witness that at Aggression!
Dr. McQueen: You're unbelievable... as well as those who hired me to keep you under control, but they yet motivate you towards destruction and aggression!
Dave Batista: It's Warfare and Aggression!
Dr. McQueen: I'm not talking about the house shows!
Dave Batista: Listen Doc, I am fine! I am just very passionate about what I do, who doesn't like to win all the time?
Dr. McQueen: Mature people! They must learn how to lose!
Dave Batista: Gimme a Break! if you're not in it to be the best you might as well pack it in and go bodybuilding or weightlifting! This is a Sport where Blood, Sweat and Tears are needed to be someone! Where everything you do has passion and desire as the fuel! This is why I am going to compete at Aggression, on the main event, and Destroy Edge! I have nothing against him, but there are no friends for me after I've slid inside that ring! I will Crush him!
Dr. McQueen: Well for the looks of it... You're not Competing on Thursday! You're way too dangerous!
Dave Batista: What? But I am Main Eventing! I am Facing Edge! I have chance to send a message to those who have humiliated me! I can make them see what will fate will be once we meet on that Very Ring! Edge is all I am thinking about right now Doctor! Edge and Thursday Night Aggression!
Dr. McQueen: Oh! So you think about other men too? This can't happen!
Dr. McQueen's facial expression changed drastically, he was more flushed, his hands trembled nervously too. His hand held the pen and scribbled hurriedly some notes, while the uncomfortable silence made Batista sit up on the analyst couch. The man handed the clipboard to Batista.
Dr. McQueen: Sign that. You will fortreit your Thursday match... I can't have you running amock attacking people and destroying public property!
Batista's hands were on his legs, he looked down and remained still for a few seconds. He took the clipboard and scribbled his name down a couple of times, handing him back the clipboard. Dave stood up and slowly started walking towards the exit of the room. Never has he felt more devastated, destroyed or beaten up than that day, or so it seemed.
Dr. McQueen: You will see, that this is the best for you! It's not sane to compete against someone with so much rage and anger... have you thought that poor Edge has family? What if you injury him? he will lose his job! He could lose his career... It pains me to do this, it really does!
Dave Turned and looked at Dr. McQueen for a few seconds boldly. He seemed to have come to his senses and extended his hands towards him, with a friendly smile onto his face and two thumbs up signs. Dr. McQueen smiled back and nodded Politedly... his facial expression turned slowly to that one of terror as Dave's arms slowly assumed a prone position, bringing his thumbs Down. Batista moved towards the analyst Couch and picked it up with both hands, Tossing it over the window, which shattered into pieces. Standing before the man who has been ear torturing him for a straight hour he pushes the chair he's sitting on back, sending him onto the floor. Dave takes the clipboard and snaps the paper off it, making a paper ball out of it and sliding it into the Doctor's Mouth.
Dave Batista: Swallow! Swallow or else!!!!!!!!!!!
The man gulped and the paper went down his esophagus. He picked the chair up, and with the Doctor still in shock he turned around and began walking away.
Dave Batista: Anger Problems? I took your nonsense for two weeks! You insulted me and what I do! And Yet I didn't even touch you... I guess I will take it out on Edge on Thursday! All this Anger that flows through my body right now! All these words of demotivation you've been sharing with me will ignite the flame of my passion and make unbeatable on Thursday night!!!!!
No comments:
Post a Comment